kroutonwilcox:

- can’t get ur pussy smooth?? always prickly?? shave diagonally and horizontally instead of up and down, and always use a new blade

- can’t get ur pussy soft?? shave with hair conditioner and massage it in for like 30 seconds before. after u shave, massage with baby oil, and lotion after a shower

- EXFOLIATE. exfoliating is the key to life. mix used coffee grounds with a moisturizing oil (olive or coconut is best). rub that shit all over your legs before you shave until ur hands start to feel funny

- dry feet?? bih me too. rub a fuck ton of regular lotion (or foot cream if u fancy, even Vaseline works) all over your feet and put double socks (or fuzzy socks) on before bed. yass

- this one is the most basic but pls drink water. it’ll clear ur skin, flush out your kidneys to prevent bladder infections, and ur pussy gonna be wet asf

- salt, fat, caffeine, dairy, etc. r gonna make u taste all funky down there. fruits, veggies, and anything w high water content is gonna make u taste fresh/sweet

- smoking and drinking also gonna make u taste funky. and smoking is especially bad for u, so put out the cig babe

- using soap on ur pussy gonna fuck up ur pH bad. the vagina is a self cleaning device, and all u need is a really soft washcloth (or even a cotton shirt) and some water, let ur body do ur thing

- if ur used to wearing tampons and that’s what u find comfortable, use a menstrual cup! very sanitary and will save u a TON of money in the long run

- want a natural lip plumper?? mix a lil bit of cinnamon and honey, and gently rub it into your lips w a soft toothbrush n leave it on for a min. slather on some chapstick n ur plump n soft

- BUY A VIBRATOR. please do it. it will save ur fucking life

- cotton panties or no panties sis. ur kitty needs to breathe and cotton/no panties will prevent bacterial and fungal infection

- got hair on ur face? got rough skin? GURL SHAVE IT! wash your face as normal and pat dry, gently run a clean razor over any areas (cheeks, chin, neck). tone and moisturize like a motherfucker. smooth!

- pubic hair is healthy and good and keeps ur vag clean! don’t shave it unless YOU want to, don’t leave that decision up to ur nasty man

- allow urself junk in moderation. it’ll make making healthy choices easier if u allow urself a little treat every once in a while

- a simple equation for a good meal: vegetable + grain/carb, protein

- do ur fucking homework and do it on time

- rubbing a little bit of petroleum jelly on ur pressure points before spraying perfume will make it last longer

- hair holds onto scents v easily. wanna smell like a goddess????,,, spritz that hair

- kat von d everlasting liquid lipstick is blowjob proof. get messy n be on point!

- urban decay all nighter setting spray is gonna save ur life. it’ll keep ur shit in place when u getting dicked, if u cryin, chokin on dick, w/e u like to do

- if ur having trouble getting wet even after sufficient foreplay, a little bit of water based lube does WONDERS. also won’t deteriorate condoms (oil) or get gritty (silicone)

- need to stretch out ur shoes?? fill two ziploc bags with water and put them in ur shoes. put shoes in the freezer until water freezes solid, and dethaw with a hairdryer. especially effective on leather!

- having problems deepthroating? make sure ur throat is in line with ur mouth, if it’s not the dick won’t go down

- can’t deepthroat at all? cover ur teeth with ur top lip and press ur tongue to the roof of ur mouth while he thrusts. 10/10!

- communication w ur partner during sex will make it a trillion million times more satisfying

- frizzy hair? put conditioner on the tips of your hair (nape of the neck and down) and shampoo right on ur scalp. volumizes without frizzing!

- this one kinda weird but don’t hold ur pee unless u wanna mean bladder infection/UTI

- pee after u masturbate please. u never know what can shimmy up ur urethra, even when ur playin w the little man in the sailboat

- keep a pair of spare glasses with u for when ur contacts dry out. lifesaver

- always keep extra undies, an extra shirt, makeup remover, moisturizer, and comfy shoes in ur car/bag if u can fit all of it

- apply dry shampoo the night before ur gonna need it. it’ll soak up the oil before it sits on ur hair. reapply in the morning n style accordingly

- apple cider vinegar mixed with water works as a good toner if u ain’t got no moneyyyy

- castor oil on ur brows and lashes every night will make them thicker and longer. even just one day will help (bc they will be shiny and moisturized)

ill probs add onto this when i think of more!

rudegyalchina:

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Diet

• Drink 3-4 bottles of water day (which equates to 8 cups of water)

• Only eat brown! This means brown rice and bread, so all wheat and rye products.

• Have a colorful plate, have a variety of fruits and vegetables but the the main color is green.

• Avoid fried foods at all costs.

• Keep pop/soda out of your system.

• If you have to eat late at night consume fruits and vegetables or large amounts of water but the latest you should eat is 9:30.

• Breakfast: whole grain cereal or oatmeal with a piece of fruit and bacon, or sausage and eggs.

• Snack 1: water maybe a granola bar and fruit

• Lunch: sandwich (get some protein) on wheat or salad with water (try to get some veggies)

• Snack 2: water with something small

• Preworkout snack: a pb&j for energy

• Post workout/Dinner: make this your biggest meal with lots of protein (lean and not fried) some form of carbohydrate and vegetable with water.

• Late night snack: produce and water

• You get one cheat meal per week don’t go crazy like eat a whole cake lol be mindful of what you eat

Workout

Tuesday and Thursday, Saturday if you want good results.

• Stretch

• 3 sets of 5 push-ups

• 4 sets of 15 sit ups

• 20 second plank

• 40 bicycle crunches

• 25 second plank

• 3 set of 15 leg lift

• 30 second plank

• 30 second flutter kick

• 20 minute cardio it can be running, cycling, dancing, jump rope.

Monday, Wednesday and Friday

• Stretch

• 4 sets of 12 squats

• 4 sets of 20 calf raises (add weights as you feel more comfortable)

• 100 mountain climbers

• 50 jumping jacks

• 4sets of 15 sit ups

• 20 second plank

• 30 bicycle crunches

• 25 second plank

• 3 set of 15 leg lift

• 30 second plank

• 30 second flutter kicks (lie on your back hands to your side, lift your neck and kick your legs up and down

• 20 minute cardio

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(because i did not realize i had this many spells lol)

glamours:

• shine like the sun - to be radiant like the sun
  
• glow like the moon - to reclaim youth and past beauty
  
• spectrum glamour - pop culture glamour to help with dissociation
  
• glamour to attract comments - to help get comments on a selfie idk
  
• rabbit heart - pop culture spell for courage and confidence
  
• felix felicis - pop culture spell to bring luck and confidence
  
• charlotte’s entrance glamour - spell to make an entrance
• seductive words - lipstick/chapstick spell to make your words more persuasive
• venus transformation - sailor moon spell to feel beautiful and powerful

love-related spells:

• cosmic love spell - pop culture spell to lead you to your soulmate
  
• howl love spell - pop culture spell to strengthen yourself before a confession
  
• simple love attraction spell - to attract general love and romance
  
• unwanted lover spell - to repel unwanted lovers, to undo love spells gone wrong
  
• amortenia tea - pop culture tea spell to bring or strengthen love
  
• show me your love - to help your signif show their affections for you
  
• rekindling spell - for relationships that have lost their “spark”
  
• buried and decaying, we plant new seeds - to build new bonds over the breaking pieces
  
• sweeten your feelings - simple jar spell to sweeten a bond
  
• what kind of man - spell to help get away from a bad relationship
  
• over the moon - full moon spell to bring love
  
• the smoulder - glamour to spark “love at first sight”
• greg and rose romance - to aid unconventional couples
• once upon a dream - to share a romantic dream with someone else

communication spells:

• conversation attraction spell - to encourage others to initiate conversations with you
  
• no light no light - pop culture spell to help you confess or apologize when you don’t know the words to say
  
• mind message spell - sending a mental message to someone
  
• contact spell - to get that someone to text you first
  
• tiny truth spell - ask a question and learn the truth
  
• open your mouth, your heart - to stop someone ignoring you
  
• see my feelings spell - a spell to help someone realize your feelings
  
• veritaserum tea - a potion for spilling tea
  

friendship spells:

• seeds for new friends - spell to attract new friends
  
• bring us closer spell - to give you opportunities to make friends w/someone
  
• cold shoulder spell - to break a friendship
  
• empathy spell - a spell to let emotions/empathy flow between two people
  
• long distance spell - to preserve a bond even as the people are separated by distance
  
• nostalgia spell - to resurface old, fond memories in someone else
  
• stay with me spell - to strengthen a bond and ensure communication
  
• friendship fastening - hand fasting spell for close friends
• stevonnie fushion - to meld with a friend for a short while

bindings:

• wrapped around your finger - for signifs flirting with others online
  
• to bind a bully spell - to keep them from harming you
  
• know what you have done spell - to prevent them from doing it to others
  
• unfollow them spell - for signifs flirting/following others online
  
• tongue tying spell - for signifs to stop flirting with others in general
  
• lapis water binding spell - to bind someone to a place they cannot escape

self care spells:

• arms of the ocean - pop culture spell to comfort you and give you strength
  
• hurricane drunk - pop culture spell to turn pain into invincibility
  
• what the water gave me - pop culture spell to relieve burdens of the mind
  
• queen of peace - pop culture spell to bring peace when you are stressed
  
• shake it out - pop culture spell to shake off anyone/spirits bothering you
  
• dog days are over - pop culture spell to bring happy days and self love
  
• lumos spell - pop culture spell to bring light where there is none
  
• obliviate spell - pop culture spell to help rid embarrassing memories
• spell to break bad habits - spell that utilizes mundane methods
• cecil voice charm - radio spell to aid sleep
• stars guide me home - for when you need guidance
• lover to lover - for a fresh start and reassurance
• rose quartz healing tears - simple ritual to heal emotions
• bubble your feelings - to hide away feelings that are causing you harm
• amethyst home spell - to make things feel like home
• spell for personal freedom - pre-done spell, just draw the sigil
• seawitch renewal spell - bath spell to renew one’s energy
• respect jar spell - simple jar spell to help gain respect
• go to the ball cinderella - to help you go out and have fun when you’re not feeling it
• garnet’s gauntlets - to give you personal strength
• how big, how blue, how beautiful - to renew one’s self, and open to change

career/wealth spells

• alohomora spell - pop culture spell to unlock opportunities
  
• job prosperity spell - to help find a better job
  
• dandelion wish spell - a tech wishing spell
  
• wait for it - to gather and prepare you for the right moment
• sea witch money spell - a money spell with shells

protection spells

• pumpkin wards - seasonal spell to protect your space
  
• steven universe shielding spell - pop culture spell to protect your feelings
  
• expelliarmus - to disarm a witch from cursing you
• dark dome close sailor pluto spell - to shut bothersome things down
• expecto patronum - to summon your patronus to protect you
• plutonic protection spell - to invoke pluto/hades’ protection
• dog park ward - to keep you from going into harmful areas

curses:

• breezeblocks curse -  to affect someone you resent for leaving
  
• your heart in my hand -  to curses someone with nightmares and to feel a general sense of being lost in life
  
• bad moon rising curse - a revenge curse, general misfortune for a month
  
• pumpkin head curse - seasonal curse to “burn” those who wrong you
• cerberus curse - attacks what hurt’s anything under the plutonic protection spell
• thorn in my side - a curse for abusers
• burn your wishes - a simple curse to destroy someone’s wishes
• red in your ledger - to return the hurt someone has done

misc:

• spring spell - silly spell to help spring come
  
• storm spell - emoji spell to bring storms and rain to you
  
• waiting for the bus in the rain - night vale spell to make the bus come
• fire writing spell - written spell charged with flame
• babylon candle - a spell to help travel, physically or emotionally
• hail the glow cloud - to attract paranormal events to you

rudegyalchina:

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caviarcam:

Diet

• Drink 3-4 bottles of water day (which equates to 8 cups of water)

• Only eat brown! This means brown rice and bread, so all wheat and rye products.

• Have a colorful plate, have a variety of fruits and vegetables but the the main color is green.

• Avoid fried foods at all costs.

• Keep pop/soda out of your system.

• If you have to eat late at night consume fruits and vegetables or large amounts of water but the latest you should eat is 9:30.

• Breakfast: whole grain cereal or oatmeal with a piece of fruit and bacon, or sausage and eggs.

• Snack 1: water maybe a granola bar and fruit

• Lunch: sandwich (get some protein) on wheat or salad with water (try to get some veggies)

• Snack 2: water with something small

• Preworkout snack: a pb&j for energy

• Post workout/Dinner: make this your biggest meal with lots of protein (lean and not fried) some form of carbohydrate and vegetable with water.

• Late night snack: produce and water

• You get one cheat meal per week don’t go crazy like eat a whole cake lol be mindful of what you eat

Workout

Tuesday and Thursday, Saturday if you want good results.

• Stretch

• 3 sets of 5 push-ups

• 4 sets of 15 sit ups

• 20 second plank

• 40 bicycle crunches

• 25 second plank

• 3 set of 15 leg lift

• 30 second plank

• 30 second flutter kick

• 20 minute cardio it can be running, cycling, dancing, jump rope.

Monday, Wednesday and Friday

• Stretch

• 4 sets of 12 squats

• 4 sets of 20 calf raises (add weights as you feel more comfortable)

• 100 mountain climbers

• 50 jumping jacks

• 4sets of 15 sit ups

• 20 second plank

• 30 bicycle crunches

• 25 second plank

• 3 set of 15 leg lift

• 30 second plank

• 30 second flutter kicks (lie on your back hands to your side, lift your neck and kick your legs up and down

• 20 minute cardio

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jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

originaljaide:

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thatprettymvthafvcka:

jehovahhthickness:

Literally hitting up my crush right now!!!!!!

Give us updates!

The picture didn’t load so I chickened out 😭

Damn girl.. step your game up!!!

I told him that I wanna swallow his dick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Waiting for his response right now

He said that he wants to fuck my face. And I’m gonna let him!

Chat later 😘

gayreinhardt:

casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love